10 Real Job Application Form Mistakes
- 'I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant.'
- 'Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.'
- 'As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments.'
- 'Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.'
- 'Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as ' job-hopping'. I have never quit a job.'
- 'Marital status: often. Children: various.'
- 'Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 am every morning. I couldn't work under those conditions.'
- 'The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers.'
- 'Finished eighth in my class of ten.'
- 'References: none. I've left a path of destruction behind me.'